teenshota:

if there is one piece of writing that survives into 3209 i hope this is it

(Source: mariompreg)

(Source: lumineon)

l-aughterr:

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

thats-slightly-raven:

spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

I swear to god.

steven-stoned:

calumnw:

steven-stoned:

aww kyuubey or whatever his name is is real cute

a lot has changed in the 7 hours u posted this right steven

kyuubey is an ugly cunt

skysedge:

thepondfall:

i’m dying 

WHAT

pastel-nurse:

by 水梨

pizza:

an epic trilogy

fantasticmeretricious:

fellfromfiction:

buttersutter:

Clock tower converted into a penthouse

My new dream is to live in a clock.

I want this flat, please and thank you.

(Source: greyeyedfox)